Regarding his recent arrest, Chris Cagle released a statement today saying “I do want it to be known, however, that this argument was not elevated nor induced because of my being intoxicated. I’ve worked too hard and come this far.” In other news, a 17 year old New York teenage girl disputes her DUI with the claim “I didn’t drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk.”
After the debacle of Category 5 Records, maybe the rest of Nashville’s labels should consider adding a disclaimer to their CD legal notices that reads “No old people were harmed in the process of making this album.”
Nashville Star: 5 winners, two record deals, thirty seven records sold.
Apparently, Jamey Johnson has released a coloring book of himself that fans can color, then send back to him to be posted on MySpace. If I can find a brown to match the floor of Red Door Saloon, and a green to match the puke dribbling from his mouth, I might just win the contest for “most realistic.” Save that Last Dollar, you drunk bastard.
So Eddie Montgomery somehow rolls himself up onto the the back of a horse, and he’s the one with the rib injury?
OK Craig, here is what will take you to the next level: First, we’ll straighten your hair, then