(One) Trick Pony member Ira Dean is suing McDonalds for using his likeness on the side of their latest Happy Meal boxes. Upon hearing this, Kenny Chesney has reportedly contacted his lawyer to discuss the possibilities of filing a copyright infringement suit against Rice Krispies.
Amidst all of the “Genre-jumping” that female artist are currently doing, is anyone else secretly hoping that Mindy McCready will team up with fellow crack-whore Courtney Love?
Having Jim Beam sponsor Montgomery Gentry is like having Twinkies sponsor Wynonna. Let’s not encourage this behavior, people.
According to CMT, Billy Ray Cyrus has extended an invitation to Bucky Covington to appear in his daughter’s upcoming movie, “Hannah Montana.” Additionally, he is already contacting studios to launch his spin-off: “Bucky Kentucky.”
It seems that the new “it” thing in country music today is young, attractive, blonde females. That’s right up your alley, huh TK?!
Wildly successful, yet painfully mundane Taylor Swift was recently quoted as saying that her album is “full of songs that she wrote while still in high school.” As Ray Zalinsky would say “Great, you’ve pinpointed the problem. Step two is correcting it.”
Lorrie Morgan was allegedly pulled over for speeding last Thursday night. Apparently, she heard that there were two balls at LP Field that anyone could reach out and touch.
No funny here – and nothing against Carrie Underwood, but Pete Fisher should be lambasted for the fact that Charlie Daniels and Carrie Underwood both became opry members within a 4 month period. Will Merle Haggard and Julianne Hough be inducted next year?
Lyric Street has announced that high gas prices are affecting concert attendance and sales. Either that, or internet piracy. Are you sure that it doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that your “Vocal Group” of the year sounded like a tribe of 80 year-old lifelong-smoking women?
I have passed gas with better tone than 80% of our new “Nashville Star” contestants.
IF I were in Nashville, and IF I could write a song, and IF I were goodlooking…. I’d be a superstar…. yeah VelvetRoper’s…. if IF’s and BUT’s were candy and nuts….